Monday, October 22, 2007

had it coming

Fucked over again by my closest family/roomates when I was counting on them. It's exactly what I deserve, too. I hate them almost as much as I hate myself for putting myself in a situation where I had to rely on them for anything.

There is no "us".

It's just me.


Just. Me.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Knocked Up and Sarutobi Asuma

Ok, well since I have yet to post that substantial something or other I promised a post or two ago. I thought I'd have a drink or two and start filling in the empty space with some current events:

Event #1

I just watched "Knocked up" for the first time tonight. Yeah, I realize I'm behind the rest of the planet but my cousins rented it and when I got home tonight I was the only one here and it was just sitting there. I'm sure that was the same rationale Jim the pie-fucker used right before sticking his shit into a warm slice of cinematic history.

Anyway, about the movie. Meh. I mean, it had its moments where you're like "yeah...I feel for you, trying to be a better person" and so on and so on. Not even about the main character Ben, but about the rest of the cast too. But I think it stil lost me on the whole beer guzzling weed smoking porn annotating approach to life.

I know it's ironic to say something like this after just coming home from a local collegebar but I was never really part of that scene so I guess I have no way of really relating. But even moreso, I don't think I really want to relate to it. Especially after coming back from the bar. I'm social enough but I don't need alcohol or drinks to kick it off or to accidentally get a woman pregnant. I'm sure I could screw up just as bad if I was completely sober.

But I guess it does give chubby losers like me some slight hope that there'll be someone of the opposite sex cool enough to fall for us. Fiction or comedy, this movie surely wasn't found in the documentary section of blockbuster.

Event #2

Erica: OMFG YOU LOOK LIKE SARUTOBI ASUMA !!!

I'll let you be the judge since I don't watch Naruto and don't know who that is...




She said it's not an insult so I guess its a compliment.



Event #3

I have to flex my Karaoke skills tomorrow night for a coworkers going away party. Word got around the office that I can sing when i have to so now it's showdown in chinatown for the local williamhungs and Springfield's secret weapon: Nelly Clarkson.


That's all I got for now. I'd better go lie down so I can oversleep for work tomorrow.

Goodnight internet.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Wisdom A La Muse

mistermacronesia: yeah, i checked the metadata on those pictures from my last day
mistermacronesia: cuz im cool enough to do so

minniemuse: u needs a woman dude
minniemuse: i mean we all do
minniemuse: but u really need one

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worD

Thursday, October 04, 2007

COMING SOON

something substantial....




In the meantime, here's some semi obscure Clooney grace under fire...

(wait for it)